Really funny Socks perfect for gift ideas

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex   

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex   

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.