Oven Mitts

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.