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Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks...

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

You may not win any prizes for subtlety wearing these socks, but as they say... "F%&k that." Hey, they don't call it pride for nothing. One siz...

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% span...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed c...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...