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Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesom...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% ny...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been described as a cultural and feminist icon, and a champion of gender equality. She will remain forever as a hi...

Fiber Content : 73% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 2% Spandex

  Keep your best friends close. Cute Orange Tabby Pet Kitchen Towel. THE BEST GIFT CHOICE: The Dishcloths Sets Are Great Housewarming Gifts For Ne...

Every day is Taco Tuesday with these socks, featuring a pattern of tasty tacos. These socks are sure to make your next Taco Tuesday even more enjo...

Pucker up, Daddy-O, and take a nice, long drag of these retro socks—don’t worry, they’re legal! Whether or not your state has legalized the reefer...

  Hockey Socks. A perfect gift for the Hockey lover in your life.  Made from 80% cotton, 10% nylon and 10% spandex Reinforced heel and toe Terry ...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

  Keep your best friends close. Cute Pug Pet Kitchen Towel. Made from 100% cotton Size 18" x 26" Machine Washable

Do your kids love sushi as much as we do? Then these socks are for them! Featuring chopsticks and a variety of sushi rolls, dress them in these on ...

These plastic green army men will be green with envy when they discover they cannot wear these superb army men socks! Bring memories back of your ...

  Keep your best friends close. Cute King Charles Cavalier Pet Kitchen Towel. THE BEST GIFT CHOICE: The Dishcloths Sets Are Great Housewarming Gif...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You may not win any prizes for subtlety wearing these socks, but as they say... "F%&k that." Hey, they don't call it pride for nothing. One siz...

All the fun stuff of a hospital without the hospital! Our meds socks are the perfect remedy for your fashion woes. Play doctor, or patient, or just...

  Keep your best friends close. Cute Jack Russell Pet Kitchen Towel. THE BEST GIFT CHOICE: The Dishcloths Sets Are Great Housewarming Gifts For Ne...

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Bugs. Everybody loves bugs. Except people who don't.  Fiber Content : 74% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 2% Spandex