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Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Are you looking for fun socks with a sporty flare? Tee It Up! Our golf socks are on par with the best sock game out there. Whether walking the gree...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

These socks are easier to find than the real bigfoot! Perfect for the Bigfoot Hunters, these socks are sure to help you feel more in-tune with our...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

We are hooked on these fishing lure socks! Perfect for the avid fisher, or for your summer vacation at the lake. These socks are sure to match you...

Are you looking for fun socks with a sporty flare? Tee It Up! Our golf socks are on par with the best sock game out there. Whether walking the gree...

Pucker up, Daddy-O, and take a nice, long drag of these retro socks—don’t worry, they’re legal! Whether or not your state has legalized the reefer...

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

  Hockey Socks. A perfect gift for the Hockey lover in your life.  Made from 80% cotton, 10% nylon and 10% spandex Reinforced heel and toe Terry ...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

Add some heat to your wardrobe with these Tapatio socks! Featuring a Tapatio bottle on your leg, these socks are flaming hot.

Fun socks bring the pieces of your outfit together perfectly. Up your sock game with our bold and colorful puzzle socks! With all the vibrant colo...

Every day is Taco Tuesday with these socks, featuring a pattern of tasty tacos. These socks are sure to make your next Taco Tuesday even more enjo...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Start your weight training by pulling up this pair of socks. This easy work-out can be done even on your rest day! Suitable for beginners, seasone...