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Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed c...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn'...

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesom...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% ny...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...