Gift Items

I just LOVE supporting farmers, don't you? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, ea...

Listen, preparing a meal is not unlike running a marathon. And you know what marathon runners do? They stay hydrated! Made from soft, extr...

If you come at greens again I will chop your stem off! You've been warned. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lo...

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, ...

Do you think that our camel friend really loves that Black Eyed Peas song from the early aughts? You know the one called My Humps? I ...

Are you ready for this? Because you should get ready for this. Even though, let's face it - you'll never ever really be ready for this. Ma...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My cat is my sous-chef. Not, like, a helpful or knowledgeable one... but, a sous-chef all the same. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% hea...

Oh this? Sure...be done with it in just a sec! Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and com...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spa...

Wrangling ingredients and charging through messes like the Boss she is! Giddyup! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Ex...

Would you rather I lied? Of course not! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-...

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...