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Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like, find some really great cookbooks. Super-insul...

Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven art...

Raindrops on poppies, and bags over shoulders... these are a few of my favorite things. 95% post consumer recycled ma...

Buy now and get the Holy Shit at NO EXTRA COST! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pocket...

Who you calling "short and stout"? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjus...

Protects you from food stains and the loud noise and pushy crowds of the city. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

My heart may be wild but the stuff in my bag is totally tamed. Thanks, Blue Q! 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.