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Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

They say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in savings. We say, everyone's got to start somewhere. ...

What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95% post consumer recyc...

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

What can I say? I'm a romantic! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust n...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% span...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed c...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

It's a labor of love... or maybe just a love of labor? Something like that, anyway. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spa...

Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy...

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

One great thing about cats is that they won't tell anyone if you sneak in a little boxed cake mix. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...