Gift Items

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

They say that by the time you retire, you should have something like 2 million in savings. We say, everyone's got to start somewhere. ...

What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95% post consumer recyc...

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

What can I say? I'm a romantic! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust n...

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% span...

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

Herbs are so great because they're easy to grow, they pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cot...

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

I mean, I could probably make it another hundred miles... it's risky, but I'm gonna chance it. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed c...

Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

It's a labor of love... or maybe just a love of labor? Something like that, anyway. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spa...

Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy...

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

One great thing about cats is that they won't tell anyone if you sneak in a little boxed cake mix. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't tell me I never do anything for you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h ...

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cott...

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

And they say money can't buy happiness. Pshaw! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong. Super-insulated. 1...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combe...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you would do for an old friend like me. Don't you agree? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleache...

The F-word I say in my head is "funny". As in, "You're funny if you think you can say no to me". Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to pap...

It's the only money that matters, IMO. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

What ever would we do without cordless kitchen vacuums... I mean, dogs? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long ...

Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 28"h x 21"w

1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-...