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Yeah, screw it. Wanna grab a frozen yogurt? 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

At first it was just a mention here and there, but based on what I've been hearing recently, I really think wine might be the next ...

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; ...

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Evergreen inspiration, but make it realistic. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. ...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Ever just meet a zipper pouch that challenges your soul to a staring contest? 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9...

Do you think that a gender pay gap exsists in the lion community? And if so, is this lioness the Sheryl Sandberg of the savanna grassl...

I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but I have a feeling your cooking likes me, too. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton tw...

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ...

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you....

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton, 40% n...

I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because...

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Do you even understand the amount of strength it requires to show up every single day? A LOT, OK? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ny...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton;...

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Hand me a beer mate. One is never enough. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, eas...

Cowboys can be conscientious consumers, too, OK? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pocke...

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

This sassy kitchen companion from Blue Q is a must for anyone who likes to cook with a touch of 'tude! Featuring fun illustrated artwork, a re...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams are my dreams are the dreams of all humani...

The very thought is preposterous! It's inconceivable! Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable...

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cott...

I mean, what else is there, really? Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to paper towels! Quick-drying, machine washable and completely com...

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I've tried and I've tried to get a straight answer from you. What's the deal, man? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w ...

Swim little fish! Swim against the stream! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Warning: do not fill with caterpillars, no matter how tempting and logical. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

I really feel like those motivational posters in library's and doctor's offices should be a little more realistic, don't you?...

It's pretty! There's a plant on it! And it's a really pretty plant! I could go on ... 95% post consumer recycled mat...