Fun Socks

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

It's not just a sock... it's a way of life. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cott...

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Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton;...

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-...

Do you even understand the amount of strength it requires to show up every single day? A LOT, OK? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ny...

Appropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% ...

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She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; ...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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