Fun Socks

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combe...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

What can I say? I contain multitudes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-...

Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% ...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

I don't know much about boxing but I'm pretty sure that this lady means to say that she's not afraid of you, not one bit. Women's shoe size 5-...

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit d...

Sleep like an athlete. 

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; ...

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% ...

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you....