Fun Socks

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly b...

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesom...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% ny...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% ...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed co...

Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite sock. These outrageous (in a good way!) socks...

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size...

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size...

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all the sports seasons. At least it feels like ...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Everyone's a special unicorn in their own special way. But you're probably the most special, so you get the special socks. Women's shoe size 5...