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Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton;...

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks...

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time...

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cot...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

None of that wimpy bralette shit. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-...

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cott...

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.