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Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong. Super-insulated. 1...

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

This sassy kitchen companion from Blue Q is a must for anyone who likes to cook with a touch of 'tude! Featuring fun illustrated artwork, a re...

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like, find some really great cookbooks. Super-insul...

1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cot...

You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!" Super-insulate...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Warning: do not fill with caterpillars, no matter how tempting and logical. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Just kidding! (But seriously, don't ask. Just in case.) 95% post consumer recyc...

A bag in which to carry all of your secret weapons, of which there are many. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

You definitely are probably a genius. I mean, technically speaking. You're at least way above average, anyway. 95% pos...

You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! 95% post consumer recycled m...

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h ...

At first it was just a mention here and there, but based on what I've been hearing recently, I really think wine might be the next ...

What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95% post consumer recyc...

You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to...

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.