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TURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w ...

Because at these prices, it ain't gonna stay cheap for long. Smooth, super-strong polypropylene. 3"h x 4"w

And they say money can't buy happiness. Pshaw! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

It's the only money that matters, IMO. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Sometimes people don't totally understand the distinction, but that's not your problem. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Yeah, screw it. Wanna grab a frozen yogurt? 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Might not be big enough but...it's a start. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Do you think that our camel friend really loves that Black Eyed Peas song from the early aughts? You know the one called My Humps? I ...

Basically isn't as bad as actually so go ahead and treat yourself! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

Evergreen inspiration, but make it realistic. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 28"h x 21"w

It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you would do for an old friend like me. Don't you agree? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleache...

Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven art...

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design ...

Swim little fish! Swim against the stream! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help you out of the ditch, like this classy lady. 62...

If I was going to fuck around, you'd know that I was going to fuck around. But I'm not going to fuck around, because I'm just not the kind of perso...

Girl, are you a Blue Q Jumbo Pouch because I want to have you by my side always and forever. 95% post consumer recycled materia...

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% ...

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all the sports seasons. At least it feels like ...

The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons! All...

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

It's not just a sock... it's a way of life. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...