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Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

Don't tell me I never do anything for you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

Sleep like an athlete. 

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed co...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...