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Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever wor...

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

It's a labor of love... or maybe just a love of labor? Something like that, anyway. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spa...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

This guy is serious about hockey. He's got his eye on the puck and he's going for the shot. Maybe he'll get the winning goal. Maybe the game w...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he ...

Don't tell me I never do anything for you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. ...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

"I'd love to spend tonight catching up on The Real Housewives. Atlanta or Dallas?" "This chia seed pudding is delicious! How did you make it s...

Sleep like an athlete. 

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed co...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

It's time to embrace the True You, norms be damned! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

Everyone's a special unicorn in their own special way. But you're probably the most special, so you get the special socks. Women's shoe size 5...