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These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed co...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your powe...

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex.

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated...

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong. Super-insulated. 1...

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.