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Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Tee up! All square! Banana ball! Fly the green! (those are just a few of the golf terms I know.) Super- absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h...

It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you would do for an old friend like me. Don't you agree? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleache...

Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase th...

Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design has luxurious woven art...

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design ...

It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

I've tried and I've tried to get a straight answer from you. What's the deal, man? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w ...

I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner broke. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w ...

Swim little fish! Swim against the stream! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Girl, are you a Blue Q Jumbo Pouch because I want to have you by my side always and forever. 95% post consumer recycled materia...

I heard you like childish poop jokes, which is great because I've got plenty! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. ...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things ...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% ...

Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all the sports seasons. At least it feels like ...

The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons! All...

And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...