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These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

So are unicorns, fat-free donuts and short lines at the DMV! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size...

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 47% comb...

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because...

Dragons, Wizards, and all that cool shit. The best sock for your next game night. Knock their socks off with your level 41 total badass spell....

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? ...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of nature: birds, bugs, blue skies, and the gentle hum of you getting your well-deserved zen on. Women's shoe siz...

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

Don't tell me I never do anything for you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...