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Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Don't tell me I never do anything for you. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h ...

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps? Men...

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cott...

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

And they say money can't buy happiness. Pshaw! 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

What can I say? I'm a hugger. And damn good at it, too! Women's shoe size 5-10. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

When we sent this oven mitt art to the factory, our friends there said: "the cats look so vivid!" And I mean, they're not wrong. Super-insulated. 1...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combe...

Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.x.

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you would do for an old friend like me. Don't you agree? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleache...

The F-word I say in my head is "funny". As in, "You're funny if you think you can say no to me". Super-absorbent cleaner-uppers. Say goodbye to pap...

It's the only money that matters, IMO. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

What ever would we do without cordless kitchen vacuums... I mean, dogs? Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long ...

Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. 28"h x 21"w

1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-...

Yeah, screw it. Wanna grab a frozen yogurt? 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

At first it was just a mention here and there, but based on what I've been hearing recently, I really think wine might be the next ...

It's a public service, really. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Polly want some juicy gossip? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; ...

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Evergreen inspiration, but make it realistic. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, ...

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit orga...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. ...

These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Ever just meet a zipper pouch that challenges your soul to a staring contest? 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9...