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Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams are my dreams are the dreams of all humani...

Everyone's a special unicorn in their own special way. But you're probably the most special, so you get the special socks. Women's shoe size 5...

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

It's time to embrace the True You, norms be damned! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

It's pretty! There's a plant on it! And it's a really pretty plant! I could go on ... 95% post consumer recycled mat...

Raindrops on poppies, and bags over shoulders... these are a few of my favorite things. 95% post consumer recycled ma...

You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to...

What I love about dogs is that they agree with every single one of my opinions, no matter how poorly argued! 95% post consumer recyc...

At first it was just a mention here and there, but based on what I've been hearing recently, I really think wine might be the next ...

This statement is true even when you're not using one of those glitter gel pens. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h ...

You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! 95% post consumer recycled m...

You definitely are probably a genius. I mean, technically speaking. You're at least way above average, anyway. 95% pos...

A bag in which to carry all of your secret weapons, of which there are many. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Just kidding! (But seriously, don't ask. Just in case.) 95% post consumer recyc...

Warning: do not fill with caterpillars, no matter how tempting and logical. 95% post consumer recycled material. 4.25"h...

I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!" Super-insulate...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cot...

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us an...

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.