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Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

  Do you buy your cat a new toy, only to have her be more entertained with the box it came in? Then these socks are for you! With adorable kitties ...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spa...

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn'...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's sho...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly b...

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cot...

You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! 95% post consumer recycled m...

Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design ...

(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cot...

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss th...

You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesom...

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 44% ny...

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe si...

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Women's...

You could put a lot of things in this bag... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical instuments. OR, you know, you could stop trying to...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed co...

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

We are hooked on these fishing lure socks! Perfect for the avid fisher, or for your summer vacation at the lake. These socks are sure to match you...

Have a seat friend, because you're in for a wild ride. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

This awesome style is made with 95% recycled post consumer material. It has a crushed, wrinkled look. This is normal for the recycled con...

Are you looking for fun socks with a sporty flare? Tee It Up! Our golf socks are on par with the best sock game out there. Whether walking the gree...

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% ...

Camping with kiddos? No, thank you. Glamping, on the other hand... Fiber Content : 62% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 2% Spandex

Buffy, Hermione, Catwoman, Dana Scully, Kathryn Janeway, Katniss... we can think of so many badass women who have it going on. What we're sayi...

Fiber Content : 73% Cotton, 25% Nylon, 2% Spandex

It's hard for me to relate to these socks because I love my job, for real. But I've definitely had jobs that I didn't love, and purple is my f...