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These socks are as real as pro wrestling...maybe even realler. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you....

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! Women's...

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it! Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 4...

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 44% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spa...

Your shit is different from my shit is different from their shit but it's all real and valid, ya know? Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed cott...

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex  

I mean, you can try me if you'd like. If you don't think I'm serious or something. But you can't say I didn't warn you. Women's shoe size 5-10...

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spa...

The aliens definitely built the pyramids. The evidence is everywhere. And also those crop circles. I know some dudes came out and said it was a hoa...

Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams are my dreams are the dreams of all humani...

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coinc...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all m...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. These make great gifts.  Fits Shoe Size 4-10 78% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% spandex Machine Was...

Foozys are serious socks, for not so serious people. These make great gifts.  Fits Shoe Size 4-10 78% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% spandex Machine Was...

Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% spandex.

Headline Crew Socks. High quality, high comfort.  One size crew socks Fits Men's Size 9-13 / Women's 10-12 75% Cotton, 20% Poly, 5% Spandex