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Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase th...

What are your kid’s favorite foods? This variety pack is filled with them! With Mac ‘N Cheese, Cookies and Milk, and PB&J, these socks are sure...

Mommy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

It's a learned behavior, BTW. What I'm saying is, my dog got it from me. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% span...

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

This guy is serious about hockey. He's got his eye on the puck and he's going for the shot. Maybe he'll get the winning goal. Maybe the game w...

It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

These socks are easier to find than the real bigfoot! Perfect for the Bigfoot Hunters, these socks are sure to help you feel more in-tune with our...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% n...

  Do you buy your cat a new toy, only to have her be more entertained with the box it came in? Then these socks are for you! With adorable kitties ...

I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon; 20% spa...

You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn'...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-...

I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's sho...

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you...

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly b...

Hey, just because they didn't mean it as a compliment doesn't mean you can't take it as one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cot...

You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match! 95% post consumer recycled m...

Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This design ...